Sugalumps

Sugalumps - Flight Of The Conchords

Let me tell you

I see you girls checking out my trunks

I see you girls checking out the front of my trunks

I see you girls looking at my junk

Then checking out my rump

Then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it I shake it all up

You'd probably think that my pants had the mumps

It's just my sugalump bump-ba-bump

They look so good that's why I keep them in the front

All the ladies checking out my sugalumps

They drive the ladies crazy

All these b**ches checking out my britches

Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants

My dungarees make them hungry

They're over the moon when I don pantaloons

My sugalumps are two of a kind

Sweet and white and highly refined

Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery

To steal a feel of my family jewellery

My candy balls cause a cafuffle

The ladies they hussle to ruffle my truffle

If you party with the party prince

You get two complimentary after dinner mints

Girls surround me when I'm standing on the stoop

Giving me gifts like free chicken soup

Book tokens free chicken stoop

Standing on the corner going ss-ah-ss-ah

Ss-ah-ss-ah

Ss-ah-ss-ah

We see you girls checking out our trunks

We see you girls checking out the front of our trunks

We see you girls looking at our junk

Then checking out our rumps

Then back to our sugalumps

Chilling in my store doing my thing

When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling

I'm like holy sh*t what happened to you

He said how much will you give me

For the family jewels

I said ten bucks

He said no way

Ten bucks and frisbee

He said okay

And I took his sugalumps and put them up in a display

And sold them as hacky sacks later that day

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps yeah