Mona, Where's My Trousers (2010 Digital Remaster)

Mona, Where's My Trousers (2010 Digital Remaster) - Kevin Coyne

It did'nt really matter

Because he didn't really mean to hurt me

He didn't mean to upset me

I mean when he smacked me

It was quite

It was quite alright

Because that's his right really

He is my father and he didn't

Really mean to hurt me

But it was when he took me outside

And he took me wellingtons off my wellingtons

He took my wellies off and then

He took my shoes and threw 'em in the garden

And then I felt ever so unhappy

But there was really no point in crying

Because when I cry he just

Laughs at me and well

After some time I do lie sometimes

I know but anyway I went to school

And Miss Baxter Miss Baxter said

I was being a good boy

And that I did'nt deserve to be punished

But there you are

I did'nt deserve to be punished

But anyway I did'nt mean to loose that coat

No I I left it in the cloak room

It was there when I left

But afterwards it seems to have gone

It was a new it was a new duffle coat

And I went down

I went down by the docks and I was

I was watching this man in a rowing boat

And the boat was sinking

And the boat was sinking

And then there was this silly man

Who kept calling me names

He took away me sweets

Cause I spend four pence on sweets

Four pence on sweets

Four pence on sweets

Four pence on sweets

Four pence on sweets

Four pence on sweets

Four pence on sweets

Four pence on sweets

That's a lot of money but then again

I did'nt mean to do it and he smacked me

He smacked me like

He smacked me he smacked me

I did'nt mean to do it I did'nt

I did'nt mean to do it

I did'nt mean to do it

I'm sorry Dad I did'nt mean to do it

Sorry Dad Im' sorry

I did'nt mean to do it I'm sorry

Did'nt mean to do it

Did'nt mean to do it

Did'nt mean to do it