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Professor Night

Professor Night - Was (Not Was) Professor night haunts a bar &nbsp; Where he says there are Two chicks for every guy &nbsp; He says hi and gets laid &nbsp; He's got it made &nbsp; And he hardly has to try &nbsp; And they don't put up a fight With professor night &nbsp; Oh no they don't put up a fight &nbsp; With professor night &nbsp; He's professor night &nbsp; Professor night has a flair &nbsp; Combs his hair with something The barber recommends &nbsp; He blends right in and takes control &nbsp; He really plays the role At least he tries with all his might &nbsp; And they don't put up a fight &nbsp; With professor night &nbsp; Oh no they don't put up a fight &nbsp; With professor night &nbsp; Meet professor night &nbsp; He's the professor &nbsp; He's the professor night &nbsp; He's the professor &nbsp; He's got a million lies on top &nbsp; Got to keep the ladies happy &nbsp; He says anything that makes the river flow &nbsp; Is good to know &nbsp; Professor night &nbsp; Professor night has no love &nbsp; And a driving glove won't keep you warm When the storm comes down &nbsp; Pound for pound he's a loser &nbsp; A destroyer not a cruiser &nbsp; Johnny on the spot not mister right &nbsp; And they don't put up a fight &nbsp; With professor night &nbsp; Oh no they don't put up a fight &nbsp; With professor night &nbsp; Meet professor night &nbsp; He's the professor &nbsp; He's professed night &nbsp; He's the professor &nbsp; Professor night &nbsp; He's the professor &nbsp; Meet professor night 

Was (Not Was)

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Professor Night

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