28 Butts

28 Butts - Little Jackie

Written by：Mike Mangini/Imani Coppola/Adam Pallin

It's a typical day in the universe

Another MC spits a puny verse

I try to get through my day without saying a curse

Because I curse too much and such and such f**k

I try to improve my vocabulary

I try to cut out eating meat and dairy

I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy

Cause I lost my innocence innocence

I'm young and dumb and old and wise at the same time

Cause I know Jesus was a rock star

And it was Elvis who turned water into wine water into wine

I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo

I wanna own a llama

I want less drama in my life

I think I really wanna be a happy house wife

I got 28 butts in the ashtray

I gotta pace myself I'm smoking like a chimney

Another bottle of whiskey

Has been emptied

I know you wouldn't put it past me

I really know how to party

Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi

28 butts in the ashtray because it's just me

Keeping myself company

I think back all the days I was smoking Cara whack

It was really kinda like an addiction

Nonfiction

Just reading my days and nights away

I used to pray to a funny little fat man

Till I found out he was Santa Clause cause

Saint Nick never brought sh*t

And there I go cursing again

I'm my only friend and I'm definitely my very worst enemy

It kinda triggers a memory

Let's bring it back to 83 when I

Ate a watermelon swallowed the seeds

Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy

I skipped a jump rope every time I jumped up

I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine

I got 28 butts in the ashtray

I gotta pace myself I'm smoking like a chimney

Another bottle of whiskey

Has been emptied

I know you wouldn't put it past me

I really know how to party

Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi

28 butts in the ashtray because it's just me

Keeping myself company

Hey mama are you proud of me

I applied for a job at Mickey D's

I gotta do something with my life

Because my idle time is eating me

Like I'm a super sized french fry

Drenched in ketchup

Frying over patch up

But I know I taste better than that

Like they used to taste before they outlawed trans fat

I got 28 butts in the ashtray

I gotta pace myself I'm smoking like a chimney

Another bottle of whiskey

Has been emptied

I know you wouldn't put it past me

I really know how to party

Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi

28 butts in the ashtray because it's just me

Keeping myself company