Eminem

2 trailer park girls go round me outside

Round me outside round me outside

Guess whos back back again

Shadys back tell a friend

Guess whos back guess whos back

Guess whos back

Guess whos back

I've created a monster cuz nobody wants to

See marshall no more they want shady I'm chopped liver

Well if you want shady this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of w**d mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka thatll jumpstart my heart quicker then a

Shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the dr when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating

You waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back

I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job ms cheney but your husbands heart problems complicating

So the fcc won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on mtv but it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip bum on your lips *****that

Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready cuz this s**ts about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits *****

You debbie

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy

Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed their parents still listen to elvis

They start feeling the prisoners helpless

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells *****

A visionary vision is scary could start a revolution pollutin the air waves a rebel

So let me just revel an bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my a*s

And its a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so d**n much of my a*s you ask for me

Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna

Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

Testing attention please feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Heres my 10 cents my 2 cents is free

A nuisance who sent you sent for me

A tisk it a task it I'll go*****for tat with anybody whos talking this s**t that s**t

Chris kirkpatrick you can get your a*s kicked

Worse than them little limp bizkit bastards and moby

You can get stomped by obie you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me

You don't know me you're too old let go its over nobody listens to techno

Now let's go just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been d**e suspenseful with a pencil ever since

Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the s**t just seems everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting but its just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since elvis presley to do black music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy

Hey

There's a concept that works

20 million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea itd be so empty without me

Kids