Craig (Explicit)

Craig (Explicit) - Stephen Lynch

Everyone knows Jesus

The man who healed the lame

Well I am

Jesus's brother

Craig is my name

Jesus is the

Prince of peace

Jesus is the lamb

Jesus is the

Son of God

But Craig don't give a d**n

Because when

Craig's in sight

We'll party all d**n night

I don't turn water into wine

But into cold

Coors Light

I'm not my brother

I know

Don't walk on

H2O

But I got hydroponic sh*t that me and

Judas grow

I'm f**kin' craig

I'm f**kin' craig

I'm f**kin' craig

Craig christ

I hang out with lepers

Barabas and salome

Jesus's friends are called apostles

Those dudes are totally gay

Jesus performs miracles

From Galilee to rome

But it would be a miracle

If he brought a f**kin lady home

Because when

Jesus is prayin'

F**kin Craig is layin'

Every lady in the testament

You know what I'm sayin

I won't die for your sins

Like my famous kin

But if you got a little sister

Then theres room at this inn

I'm f**kin' craig

I'm f**kin' craig

Rappa papa

Craig christ

Jesus was our mothers fav

All her love to him she gave

But there's no sibling rivalry

When he's nailed to that tree yeah

And now the question for you

Is not What Would Jesus Do

But where will you be

When the Craig

Machine comes partyin' through

And if the

Lord will allow

You've got to ask yourself howand who and why and when

And where is your messiah now

It's f**kin' craig

F**kin Craig

F**kin' Craig

Ahh

F**kin' Craig

Craig Christ

Craig Christ

Craig Christ

I'm f**kin craig