Last Time That I Saw You

Last Time That I Saw You - Patent Pending

The last time that I saw you I was drunk

As hell

Apologies are probably in order I can tell

From the pictures that you posted

I look liquid I look toasted

And I probably owe you money as well

I was faced I was faded

I was sixteen types of wasted

I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know

Do the trading know

I was toes up and I fell down

Crowned the mayor of tipsy town

From the second that I started I was done

I'm sorry but the last time that I saw you

I was

Drunk

Drunk

Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home

And typically you won't find me drunk texting on my

Phone

I'm not a bro I'm not out for trouble

But hot damn I was seeing double

Singing karaoke it was journey all night long

Don't stop believing

I was ripped obliterated

I don't want to see my credit card statement

'cause I was throwing back jack like slash in '92

'cause we in the jungle baby

I was pissed I was plowed

I was messed up blacked out

This hangover is gonna last a month

I'm sorry but the last time that I saw you

I was drunk

I got a yolo tattoo

Drunk dialed everyone I knew

A shopping spree on amazon

What the hell was going on

Apparently I drank a bit too much

I'm sorry but the last time that I saw you

I was drunk and useless

Woke up I was handcuffed to a briefcase I was

Clueless

How did I do this

When I went to call the next day

I remembered that I lost my phone in a midnight

Mickey d's melee

How the hell did I get this

Way

I was faced I was faded

I was sixteen types of wasted

I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know

Do the trading know

I was toes up and I fell down

Crowned the mayor of tipsy town

From the second that I started I was done

I'm sorry but the last time that I saw you

I was

Drunk

Drunk