It's Only the B Side (B-Side to What a Miserable Saturday Night, 7" Single, 1979) [2005 Remaster] (7" single, 1979|2005 - Remaster)

Wallop

He's gone down

Wallop he's gone down

Now once there was a boxing match

And both the boys was up to scratch

One had the chat and all of the lip

But the bloke with the poke said he would put the lip to kip

The lip shouted come on son

I'll have this fight in one

The lip danced all around the boxing ring

But he poked his chin too far in

And a big left hook on the chin he took and wallop

He's gone down

They goes and builds a rocket ship

And three blokes they pushed inside of it

They counted down the fuse was lit

They said send it up best of luck lunatics

They told them boys you'll soon adjust

Just bring us back some lunar dust

The captain he shouted down when they got there

Ain't it hot in here

I need some air

He's pulled the latch and opened the hatch and wallop

He's gone down

Wallop he's gone down

Wallop he's gone down

Wallop he's gone down

Wallop he's gone down

One day I thought I'd have a bet

Although I never been lucky yet

Musn't Grumble was the name of the horse

And the bloke from the stables said He's gonna win of course

I listened to the radio

The commentator said hello

Here they come over the final fence

All of a jumble neck and neck

But Musn't Grumble took a tumble and wallop

He's gone down

I parks me lorry round the back

I goes indoors to have a snack

All of a sudden I hears a noise

I thought oh no here we go them bleeding boys

I ran outside got hold of this yob

I says to him you wanna job

It's you that keeps sodding about with my back lights

He started to holler let go of me collar

He gives me a smack I hit him back and wallop

He's gone down