Half Man Half Machine (Explicit) (Live)

Half Man Half Machine - Goldie Lookin Chain

＂Half Man Half Machine＂

Eggsie : Adam Do you read me Over

I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags

Do you need a drink or some crisps

Blanco : You f**kin can't go down the shop

Dressed like that man you got f**kin tin foil

Wrapped round your ＇ed

Eggsie : Its not tin foil it's my new skin

I am a robot I have interfaced with my spectrum Behold

Blanco : You＇re f**kin nuts man stop talkin like tha

Eggsie : What do you mean It is my normal voice

My computer integrated voice circuit is making

Me speak like this

Blanco : Stop talkin like that ya f**kin bellend

Eggsie : I am a robot I am a robot

Blanco : F**kin inject him man inject him

F**kin calm him down oh f**kin ＇ell

Benatone spectrum pacman commadore

Zx81 Donkey Kong f**kin high score

Push it to the limit couldn＇t push it anymore

Wanna be a f**kin robot after smokin loadsa draw

Bought a speak n spell

Stuck it to my chest

Wrapped some f**kin tin foil

To my head and to my vest

Walkin down the street

My next door neighbors not impressed

I'm a robot and buyin 10 fags is my quest

Eggsies gone too far

He thinks he's Robocop

He's covered in tin foil

He's got matchin metal socks

We tried to sedate him but he f**kin escaped

The man robot myth starts to escalate

He tries to sell himself standin in curry's

But if the police turn up he runs in a f**kin hurry

He tries to plug himself in the mains with his knob

And when he＇s fully recharged he goes out on the rob

Half man half machine

What does it mean

What does it mean

Half man half machine

What does it mean

What does it mean

Bein a robot in my digital domain

Enter my world

Feel my pain

I'm not like other people you might see or you might know

I make love to a BBC micro

Touchin on the disk drive

The monitor got hot

I knew from then I was a mother f**kin robot

Bill Gates from Microsoft

Steven Hawkins voice

And f**kin Lara Croft

I built a lab

Secret in my loft

I built a special costume that would help me to jack off

I sat there

In front of the screen

For many years this had been my wet dream

Now I've reached it

I'm finally there

Like terminator

Being filmed in aberdare

So alone

When people stop and stare

Like c3po but with pubes and hair

Robot love

Robot break-dance

The doctors at the nuthouse said he was an ＇ed case

Cause he sticks sprayed silver cans on his face

Suckin off antennas and tryin to f**k the fridge

And burn his pubic wig with a high voltage

Is ams as robots mys primes directives iss tos gos

Tos thes shops ands buys tens fags dos youse comsputes

He wants to buy ten fags his destination is the shop

A tin foil costume and a hat like Robocop if you ask

Him then he＇ll do a body pop like terminator yet he

Just can't stop put an electric cable down through

The eye of his cock plugged it in the wall and gave

Himself a big shock the reason that he did it wasn't

To give him self pain watchin terminator over again

And again

Half man half machine

What does it mean

What does it mean

Half man half machine

What does it mean

What does it mean

Blanco : Are you still a f**kin robot then spar

Eggsie : No not anymore

Blanco : F**kin look f**kin sound like one aswell

Eggsie : I'm not a robot I can assure you thank you

Blanco : I f**kin think you are

Eggsie : I'm not

Blanco : What are you then

Eggsie : A woman called Janet