Siam

Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong

They got lots of *** and Lapsang Southong

Siam Siam

All the fancy p***ycats come from this area

Also got a lot of animals that scare ya

Siam Siam

Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva

After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva

I am yes I am

Ask the King if you can stay to sample cuisine

Maybe he will even let you dine with the Queen

Siam Siam

Nicest little place I live in since Budapest

If you think that I'm in love you're right I

Confess

I am I am yes I am with Siam

I am I am yes I am with Siam