Steve Berman (Skit)

Steve Berman (斯蒂夫·伯曼) (Skit) - Eminem (埃米納姆)

Secretary : Mr Berman

Mr Berman : WHAT

Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you

Mr Berman : About f**king time Send him in

Eminem : Steve Good to see you man Ow Hey I Just

Mr Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face

I hope you had fun in the last four years

Eminem : Look man I apologize again For

Mr Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME

Do you know I lose the use of my right arm

Eminem : Again it was a mistake

It was a terrible mista Are you wearing a bullet proof vest

Mr Berman : And then you go and do what Hide out

Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the f**k down

Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your f**king vacation

Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna

Put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion

Mr Berman : Do I really need to hear it

Let me guess another album about poor me

I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life

And I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it

And my tragic love life Am I on something here

Eminem : Comeon man its not like that

Mr Berman : You know what

Just hand the f**king thing over I`m done talking to you

You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars

Eminem : Steve I had a drug problem

Mr Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem

Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town You know what

Eminem : Hey Hey Hey

Mr Berman : Just lay the sh*t down on my desk and get the f**k out

Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man

Aight aight here fine *lay down two CD`s*

Mr Berman : Whats this sh*t TWO CD`s

Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums

Mr Berman : Just get out

Eminem : Aight

Mr Berman : Get the f**k out

Eminem : Aight man see you later