Crush With Eyeliner (Live From Pyramid Stage, Glastonbury Festival / 1999)

I know you

I know you've seen her

She's a sad tomato

She's three miles of bad road

Walking down the street

Will I never meet her

She's a real woman child

Oh my kiss breath turpentine

I am smitten

I'm the real thing

I'm the real thing

Have you seen her come around

My crush with eyeliner

I'm in like

I'm infatuated

It's all too much pressure

She's all that I can take

What position should I wear

Cop an attitude

You faker

How can I convince her

Faker

That I'm invented too yeah

I am smitten

I'm the real thing

I'm the real thing

We all invent ourselves

And you know me

She's a sad tomato

She's three miles of bad road

She's her own invention

She's her own invention

That gets me in the throat

What can I make myself be

Life is strange yeah

Life is strange

What can I make myself be

Fake her

To make her mine

I am smitten

I'll do anything

I'll do anything

A kiss breath turpentine

My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten

You know me

Yeah you know me

I could be your frankenstein

My crush with eyeliner

I am smitten

I'm the real thing

I'm the real thing

Won't you be my valentine

My crush with eyeliner