I Know a Girl

I Know a Girl - Ute Lemper

Written by：Fred Ebb/John Kander

Velma

Can you imagine

I mean can you imagine

Do you believe it

I mean do you believe it

I know a girl

A girl who lands on top

You could put her face

Into a pail of slop

And she'd come up smelling like a rose

How she does it heaven knows

Hold on everybody she's comin' out now

Well doctor is she or isn't she

She is

She is

I know a girl

A girl with so much luck

She could get run over by a two ton truck

Then brush herself off and walk away

How she does it couldn't say

Hey doc would you swear to

That statement in court

Oh yeah

Good button your fly

Whilst I on the other hand

Put my face in a pail of slop

And I would smell like a pail of slop

I on the other hand

Get run over by a truck

And I am deader than a duck

I know a girl who tells so many lies

Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes

But what that mouse is selling

That whole world buys

And nobody smells a rat

Please ladies and gentlemen of

The press leave the

Two

Of us alone so that we can rest

The two of us

Can you imagine

I mean can you imagine

Can I have one last picture please

Oh sure anything for the press

Do you believe it

I mean do you believe it

My dear little baby

My dear little baby

My sweet little baby

My sweet little baby

Ok my I give you baby baby

Look at my baby and me