If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do i feel

Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well

Sir

All i can say

Is if i were a bell i'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way i just got to behave

Boy

If i were a lamp i'd light

Or if i were a banner i'd wave

Ask me how do i feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well

Sir

All i can say

Is if i were a gate i'd be swinging

And if i were a watch i'd start

Popping my spring

Or if i were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me how do i feel

From this chemistry lesson i'm learning

Well

Sir

All i can say

Is if i were a bridge i'd be burning

Yes

I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy

If i were a duck i'd quack

Or if i were a goose i'd be cooked

Ask me how do i feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Pal

If i were a salad

I know i'd be splashing my dressing

Or if i were a season

I'd surely be spring

Or if i were a bell

Yes

If i were a bell

If i were a bell

I'd go ding dong ding dong ding