Olde Tyme

- AJJ

I've had a bad day

I am ashamed

And I'm afraid

And I am drained of what was named

Self respect

If the bridge that I was driving over

Collapsed while I was driving over it

That may not be such a bad thing

I would finally meet my Maker

I would meet the great creator

And I would punch him

For teaching me how to sing

And my body would be at the bottom of a lake

In West Virginia

Instead of the bottom of this bottle I drink

I don't have a drinking problem

Don't have a drinking solution

I don't think I ever learned to think

And no one knows what it's like to be

Anybody but themselves

No one no one no one else