99 Biker Friends (Main Version - Explicit) (Main Version - Clean)

99 Biker Friends (Main Version - Clean) - Bowling for Soup

Such a big man

Such a little chick

I think it all goes back

To your tiny

Pick-up truck in the driveway

With a sticker on the window

"Rest in Peace Number 3"

Tell all your friends

How you put her in her place

7 pounds of makeup

Just to hide her beat up face

Such a pretty face

It takes a tough man

To slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep

Such a good girl down

She's wearing shades

But we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your a**

You tell her that you're sorry

Blame it on the beer

Your dad was mean to you

Your friends think you're an asshole

And I do too

Over compensatin'

For your small shoes

Taking her away but you won't say when

Hold her in your arms

Tell her this won't happen again

When will this end

Well it takes a tough man

To slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep

Such a good girl down

She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your a**

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now

With his trusty nun-chucks

Chuck Norris is still alive

So let's call up Walker Texas Ranger

All the dudes from "Danger Danger"

Let's get the A-Team

50 Cent with his bling-bling

And a couple of prison guards

It takes a tough man

To slap her around

Such a bad guy to keep

Such a good girl down

You're such a tough guy

I can't wait to bring you down

She's wearing shades but we all see

Behind the tinted glass

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your a**

99 biker friends

I hope that you can run fast

Just wanna mention this

Start runnin' now

99 biker friends

Just wanna mention this

Just wanna mention this

We're gonna kick your a**