Not Me

Not Me - Gary U.S. Bonds

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Well it's down in California where the orange trees grow

Oh California

And there's a pretty little girl that he used to know

Oh California

Well he called me everyday about a quarter to one

Oh California

She said Come on over daddy lets have some fun

Oh California

He said

I heard about your husband is he back from the gym?

She said

Come on over daddy don't you worry bout him

Not me, no not me

I ain't no boxer

Now I'm down in Alabama where they say you were

Oh Alabama

Where they dance all around until they have a ball

Oh Alabama

Where we saw down in the village

They were gathered around

Oh Alabama

And then they looked at him

They called him Cat the Clown

Oh Alabama

He said Now wait a minute Buster

You didn't call me right

They said

What you're trying to do

Boy is start a little fight?

Not me not me, no not me

I ain't no boxer

Not me, no not me, not me, no not me,

Well now I'm back in Virginia

Back in his home town

Oh Virginia

A where I'm got a reputation from a miles around

Oh Virginia

Yeah, and never no more will he ever roam

Oh Virginia

You know I'm stickin' right there

A to his happy home

Oh Virginia

Oh well a fella walked up to him he said

Let's make a trip

He said

You better shut-up before I bust you in your lip

Not me

You know you been hurt out there on that road!

Yep, keep it coming