Napoleon Dynamite (Remix)

Napoleon Dynamite (Remix) - KJ-52

Written by：John Sorrentino

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite

I tried to grow a rat tail and my jeans were kind of tight

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite

I did the running man and I dressed like vanilla ice

I used to just chill at the bus stop

Just doing whatever I feel like I wanna do gosh

I used to listen hip hop

Asked my friend are you gonna eat all your tots

I used to ride my bike down a big hill

Fall off sweet jumps and be like it kills

And used to get dissed by the girls

Because I didn't have any good skills

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite

I used to watch eighteen like every night

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite

When all my friends had a car I still rode my bike

I was really good at tether ball

And tigers were pretty much my favorite animal

Brown suits are awesome incredible

Quadrilles are really very edible

Vote for kJ he's elect able

Tina eat your ham it's not a vegetable

Rex know do is really very wonderful

And that's why I keep telling y'all

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite

Said I couldn't rap cuz my skin was white

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite

But since I got Jesus now I know it's gonna be alright

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite

I tried to grow a rat tail and my jeans were kind of tight

I used to have hair like napoleon dynamite