Date

Let me tell you about a girl I know

Had a drink about a hour ago

Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown hell

She heard a noise and she looked through the door

And saw a man she'd never seen before

Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile

Well her heart raced as he walked through the door

And took an empty seat next to her at the bar

My brand new car is parked right outside

How'd ya like to go for a ride

And she saidwait a minute I have to think

He said that's fine

May I please buy you a drink

One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car

And drove someplace real far

Now babe the time has come

How'd ya like to have a little fun

And she said if we could only please be on our way I will not run

That's when things got out of control

She didn't want to he had his way

She said let's go

He said no way

Come on babe it's your lucky day

Shut your mouth were gonna do it my way

Come on baby don't be afraid

If it wasn't for date R**e I'd never get laid

He finished up and he started the car

He turned around and drove back to the bar

He saidnow baby don't be sad in my opinion you weren't half bad

She picked up a rock

Threw it at the car hit him in the head now his got a

Big scar

Come on party people won't you listen to me

Date R**e stylee

The next day she went to her drawer look up her local attorney at law

Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's a*s

To court

Well the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed she lies that

Little slut

The judge knew that he was full of s**t and he gave him 25 years

And now his hearted is filled with tears

That night in jail it was getting late

He was butt raped by a large inmate and he screamed

But the guards paid no attention to his cries

That's when things got out of control

The moral of the date R**e story it does not pay to be drunk and horny

But that's the way it had to be

They locked him up and threw away the key

Well I can't take pity on men of his kind

Even though he now takes it in the behind

Date rape

She didn't want to take it