Kojak Columbo

Kojak Columbo - Harry Nilsson (哈利·尼爾森)

Well is there lives Christmas

But have one anyway

While I'm on the subject baby

Have a happy birthday

How's your father How's your mom

Don't it make you itch a little when you

Know they got the bomb

Boy it's been weird out here lately

But I guess that's OK too

'Cause television is here to save us

And tell us what to do

Kojak Kojak Kojak Columbo

Sell me an old one

Sell me some gumbo

Tell me a new one

At least once a night

Show me an old one

But don't turn out your love light

You've got nineteen inches baby

That's a real good size

I could lie there on the floor and

Just look at you all night long

I could twist your knobs right off

Fool around with you

I don't need no TV guide

Tell me what to do

Kojak Kojak Kojak Columbo

Sell me an old one sell me some gumbo

Tell me a new one at least once a night

Tell me an old

But save out your love light

Ah when I get too old

Too old to rock and roll

I'll sit in my unrockin' chair baby

Use my remote control

Kojak Kojak Kojak Columbo

Sell me an old sell me some gumbo

Tell me a new one least once a night

Show me an old one but don't

Turn out your love light

You got nineteen inches baby

That's a real good size

I'd like to poke my eyes inside you

Baby and just look around

I love your cute little rabbit ears

I love your cable and your box

When I turn out the light at night baby

I hope that light never stops

Your love light Kojak