You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - The Christmas Kids Ensemble

You're a mean one mr grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

And as charming as an eel

Mr grinch

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster mr grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr grinch

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one mr grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a rotter mr grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots

Mr grinch

You're a three decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce

You nauseate me mr grinch

With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss

Mr grinch

Your soul is an apalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

You're a foul one mr grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr grinch

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows and i quote

Stink stank stunk