Cousin Kevin

We're on our own cousin

All alone cousin

Let's think of a game to play

Now the grownups have all gone away

You won't be much fun

Being blind deaf and dumb

But I've no one to play with today

D'you know how to play hide and seek

To find me it would take you a week

But tied to a chair you won't go anywhere

There's a lot I can do with a freak

How would you feel if I turned on the bath

Ducked your head under and started to laugh

What would you do if I shut you outside

To stand in the rain

And catch cold so you die

I'm the school bully

The classroom cheat

The nastiest playfriend

You ever could meet

I'll stick pins in your fingers

And tread on your feet

We're on our own cousin

All alone cousin

Let's think of a game to play

While the grownups were all gone away

You weren't be much fun

Being blind deaf and dumb

But I've had no one to play with today

D'you know how to play hide and seek

To find me it would take you a week

But tied to a chair you won't go anywhere

There's a lot I can do with a freak

Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm

Would change your expression to one of alarm

I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair

Or give you a push at the top of the stairs

I'm the school bully

The classroom cheat

The nastiest playfriend

You ever could meet

I'll put glass in your dinner

And spikes in your seat