Classical Teacher (Explicit Version)

Classical Teacher (Clean Version) - Tenacious D

J: Hey Kage

K: Jables

J: How goes it man

K: S'good s'good

J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it and um

I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world

K: Well yeah me too

J: There's no point in doing it if we're not the best

K: Well s'true I agree with that

J: I mean what yeah we're gonna be

Yeah we're really good We're like

Almost as good as Arcade Fire f**k that

K: Yeah

J: We gotta leave those f**kers in the dust

K: What what do you

J: All those f**king youngsters gotta f**king lick our boot Y'know what I mean

K: Yeah Yeah well what how do we do that though

J: sigh Dude you need to have some lessons

K: What

J: I know you're really good but you gotta expand your game

K: Lessons

J: Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like learn a

Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something to add to his arsenal

K: Man yeah that's true That's true

J: Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy

K: Really

J: And I I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude

K: Yeah Oh no what

J: Dude just give it a chance will you If you don't like- this guy hey I

Swear if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his a** He's out

K: Who is this guy I never

J: His name is Felix Char

K: Urgh what

J: He's from Spain and he is the best

K: Oh god

J: I got him from theLondon Phildsarmonic

K: Urgh I just I don't know him it seems weird

J: Will you just will you just spend a minute with him

K: OK Alright I'll spend a minute with him

J: OK bro he's right outside I'm sending him in

K: Oh god OK Why Lessons so stupid

F: Hello

K: Uh hi

F: Hello I am Felix Char

K: Hi uh Felix Yeah um

F: Ah as Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Uh

K: OK hm

F: One on one So while Jack is outside ah we will work on your technique

K: OK

F: Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here

K: Yup Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here

F: Ah it is a Fender ay Is this a Fender

K: Ah well it's a Gibson

F: Yes a Gibson yes Made by the same

Uh manufacturer Pick it up please can you pick it up

K: OK Yeah

F: No no no d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap

K: What What'd I do What'd I do

F: You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar

K: I just picked it up I just-

F: No no hey hey hey hey hey cállate tu boca pick it up from the body

K: The what

F: The body

K: Oh the body Body OK

F: I'm sorry about my accent

K: I didn't know I didn't know

F: Now listen to me I want you to play like it is a woman

You go and play the guitar now Play

K: Uh OK Uh

F: No no no no no You your fingers Your fingers are too tight

K: They're too tight

F: Yes let me get behind you Like this you see

K: Oh Hm

F: If I put my finger on your finger

K: Hey

F: Then you can feel

K: I can Wait

F: Sh sh sh sh shu Finger to your mouth I put my finger on your mouth on your lips

K: Mhmhm

F: Yes that's good

K: Hey man

F: Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm

K: I'm just try- what

F: Feel this Do you feel that

K: Oh God This is really weird man

F: That's my cock

K: What

F: That's my cock in your butt cheeks

K: Oh God Hey

F: Do you feel it