Bend and Snap (From "Legally Blonde")

Bend and Snap - Musical Cast Recording/Original Cast

Girl

Look at my ass

Look at my thighs

I'm catnip to the guys

They chase my tail

They drool and pant

Wanna touch this but they can't

No all the boys want to come and play

Snap my fingers and they obey

Why do they follow me around all day

Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap

Feel how hot it's getting

Bend and snap

Then when you got em sweatin'

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

No tight end can defend against the bend and snap

Oh that's easy for you to say

And you

Girl if you want to make the team then fake some self esteem

The more you jump around and scream

The sexier you seem

Sorry girls that ain't how I play

This wouldn't work if I tried all day

I gotta go get my asthma spray

Watch me while I walk away

No wait before you walk away

Bend and snap

Look how good you're gettin'

Bend and snap

I bet right now you sweatin'

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

So depend on your friend

For the bend

It's not the time to overthink

Just try it once

He'll buy you a drink

Excuse me would you teach me that

I am tired of living alone with my cat

Sure

Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls

But here's how we did it in the laker girls

Come on Paulette

You'll be fine

Works every time

Look do it and we'll go away

Okay okay okay okay

Beeeeeeeennnnnd annnnd snap

Damn

Hey wait a second

When I beckoned

Look how the guys came runnin'

Like I'm

Kickin

Finger

Lickin'

Like I'm frickin'

Wicked stunnin'

Will you pay for stuff I buy

Yes

And bake me cake and pie

Yes

And hold me when I cry

Yes

And I will tell you why

Why

I'm too rockin' to lock away

All the boys come to gawk away

Droppin' jaws from a block away

Watchin' how I walk away

Love to watch her walk away

I bend and snap

Now look how hot it's gettin'

Bend and snap

I bet right now you're sweatin'

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

I depend on my friend

Go Paulette go Paulette

I depend on my friend

Go go go Paulette

I depend on my friend called the bend and snap

The bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

Bend and snap

I'm gonna get me some Kyle

Paulette

Did I leave my stylus

Beeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnd and snap

Eeeeh oh crap