Granny Takes a Trip

Granny Takes A Trip - The Purple Gang

Well she lives all alone in a house by a school

She wears fur coats and hats and

Old fashioned jewels

And her one aim in life to be on the screen

Top billing with Vali

Her favourite dream

So once a year Granny takes a trip;

Always first class and she's well-equipped:

For the movie auditions in Hollywood town

She always turns up

But she's always turned down

So Granny my dear

We all wish you the best

And hope that you find

Your happiness

Well one day on the screen

Granny's bound to be seen:

If she turns up again she's bound to find fame

So once a year Granny takes a trip;

Always first class and she's well-equipped:

For the movie auditions in Hollywood town

She always turns up

But she's always turned down