Solomon

Solomon - Various Artists (歐美群星)

Solomon, had a thousand wives

And bein' mighty good

He wanted all o' them

To lead contented lives

So he bought each mamma

Platinum A piana, a gold lined kimona

And a diamond studded Hispano

Solomon, had a thousand wives

In spite of all he gave 'em, the wives of Solomon

Found their poppa slow

So for a jazzin', every wife of Solomon

Took on a gigolo

And while they pampered,

Those high-brow heroes

By brunchin' them and lunchin' them and suppin' them at Ciro's

Solomon, had no place to go

Sol began to miss those baby dolls of his

And got his favourite eunich Rastus Brown

(Now) when he heard the lowdown on those moles of his

He said go out and search the whole darn town

Till you've found your massa a thousand knives

I'm tired of doing the treatin'

For a thousand cheatin' wives

Solomon, is gonna cut the whole crop down

So, Solomon, summoned his thousand wives

Then Solomon, pulled out his thousand knives

And he slashed their gizzards and gashed their muzzles

Till all that was left o' them was a lot of jigsaw puzzles

Then slowly mountin' his royal dais

He picked up his microphone and said

"All I gotta say is

Solomon, no longer has a thousand wives"