You Must Be Joking

You Must Be Joking - Locomotive

When she rises

Wipes the sleep from her eyes

And you know she's been crying all night

She despises you

And anything that you might say

'Cause it just isn't right

Coffee lounges and their hostess

But your friends just wouldn't notice

You must be joking

Up her scale she was a mover

Had to be the all-time loser

She wasn't joking

What a peculiar twist

When she cut her wrists

Only time and the hate

Of the things that I've done

Can release all my pain

Until I get the urge to be free

Then I'll cheat and I'll do it again

Wonder now if I would leave her

Finally get myself together

You must be joking

Time is scarce and is getting scarcer

Here's my song now hang in there sir

You must be joking

What a peculiar twist

When she cut her wrists

Only time and the hate

Of the things that I've done

Can release all my pain

Until I get the urge to be free

Then I'll cheat and I'll do it again

Wonder now if I would leave her

Finally get myself together

You must be joking

Time is scarce and is getting scarcer

Here's my song now hang in there sir

You must be joking

What a peculiar twist: I just cut my wrists