Tyler Perry Writes Real Life (Explicit)

Tyler Perry Writes Real Life (Explicit) - Various Artists/Larry Owens/L Morgan Lee/James Jackson Jr./Jason Veasey/Antwayn Hopper/John-Michael Lyles/John-Andrew Morrison/Michael R. Jackson

Lyrics by：Michael R. Jackson

Composed by：Michael R. Jackson

I know it's been months since we last spoke

And I have no idea if

This is of any interest to you

Or if you have any materials to send

But we just got a call for submissions

For something very exciting especially for you

Oh yeah what is it

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry

Oh no

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry

Hell no

It seems he's gotten so busy with film

And TV that his team is looking to farm out

The gospel plays to a ghostwriter

It'll be a scream

And didn't you once tell me that your mother would love

Nothing more than for you to write one

So how 'bout it Ush

Just write a sassy matriarchal lonely spinster who loves God

Throw in a few color purple quotes whaddya say

Thank you for the opportunity

Of course

Of course

But Tyler would be none too fond of me

Don't sell yourself short

The crap he puts on stage film and TV

Makes my bile want to rise

I know I know your integrity

Nothing that he writes seems real to me

Yes you think he sucks uh huh

Just simple-minded hack buffoonery

But no theaters will touch you

And if I try to match his coonery

He'd see through my disguise

It's true I'm still emerging

Looking to make my start

But not so hungry that I'd ride the chitlin circuit

I'm into entertainment

That's undercover art

My mission is to figure out just how to work it

Today

Today I plan to change this scene for the better

Hello agent fairweather are you there

Race traitor

Race traitor

Race traitor

Race traitor who's there

I'm Harriet motherf**kin' Tubman

And I got a problem with you

I'm Carter G motherf**kin' Woodson

And I've got a problem with you too

Jimmy Baldwin

Zora Neale Huston

12 years a slave here

Whitney

What do you want with me

To get you together make me get my black a*s up outta

My 20 grave to put your black a*s on blast

Talkin' bad about Tyler Perry

Who the f**k is you n***a

You look it but you ain't no true n***a

You make us ancestors blue

Actin' brand new

N***a I can't with you

Tyler is a real n***a

And not a cracker-pleasing seal n***a

He writes how our people feel

With him at the wheel

N***a what can't we do

'Cause Tyler Perry writes real life

Tyler Perry writes real life

He writes stories we can swallow

Like Popeyes chicken and biscuits

He writes stories we can follow

Like we follow the drinking gourd

He writes stories 'bout fat black women with weaves

Finding love and redemption

With muscle-bound black men who own their own business

And truly love the Lord

And truly love the Lord

So if you won't follow through n***a

I'll SMDH at you n***a

'Cause

And just as somebody

Trying to tell everybody

That you ain't nobody n***a so

Get off the stage

And let

Tyler Perry write real life

'Cause Tyler Perry writes real life