If I Was a Doo Doo Doo

If I Was A Doo Doo Doo - Bill Wyman

If I was a doo doo doo

I'd paint half the world and sky blue

Fill it full of clouds for you

If I was a doo doo doo doo

I'd read Kublai Khan in Zulu

Down the line that takes to you

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo

All the choo choo trains in Timbuktu

Couldn't lead my tracks away from you

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo

Even if my spine was snapped in two

I would remain upon the rack for you

But I'm a dum dum dum

My heart is numb

I'm a dum dum dum

My heart is numb

If I was a doo doo doo

I'd divide the force in two

And tried to let go for you

If I was a doo doo doo doo

Hamlet's ghost would haunt my igloo

To be or not to be

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo

All the sacred cows in Kathmandu

Couldn't match the shrine I built for you

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo

Celebrating mass with a kangaroo

I would bless the bread and wine for you

But I'm a dum dum dum

My heart is numb

But I'm a dum dum dum

My heart is numb

Dum dum dum

My heart is numb

Dum dum dum

My heart is numb