The Man Ou The Flying Trapeze 歌詞
The Man Ou The Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones
As the crowd roars
To the center ring steps our fractured baritone
Are you in voice winstead
I believe I am in voice ohh professor
Ohh hoo once I was wappy uh once I was sappy
Uh sap I was wussy no no
Once I was happy but now I borlorn uh
Lorn I fow mow uh sigh on lie now uh
Nylons are free no no now I'm forlorn
Wuu
Like an old goat oh no not a goat that's an animal
Like an old coat that is tornered and tat
Uh teetered and torned
Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee
Uh ripped
Wuu
Left in this wide world to sleep and to snore
Uh to weep and to mourn
Betreaned by a jade in her means
No bemeaned by a trade for some jeans
No bejeaned by a teen with some jade
No betrayed by a maid in her teens oh
He floats by his hair ooh
Not by his hair that would hurt
Speaking of hair a man came up to me today and said
Doodles your hair is getting thin
And I said well who wants fat hair
That's a killer wuu
He floats through the air with the aidest of grease
With the latest of fleas uh with plates full of cheese
No no with the birds and the bees uh he can't miss
Wuu
The manning young dare uh the daring young mare
He's not a horse that's silly he'd break his neck
The fanny young Dan the danny young fan
He's an awful old ham
Uh he's a young fellow about my age
You know a funny thing happened
A man came up to me and said
Doodles doodles did you leave home
I said I left home
He said did you put the cat out
I said I didn't know he was on fire
That's a killer wuu
The daring young man on the flapping tripeze
Uh treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips
Uh flipping triflop
Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars wuu
His grations are axle no
His actions are horrible no
He's very good all girls he doth please
But my wuv he hath lollen astay
No the dove's in the hayloft away
No I'm on the road to Mandalay
No hey hey hey no now
Did you hear about the owl that married a goat
They had a hootenanny that's a killer wuu
He's the man on the flying trapeze