On The Ning Nang Nong

On The Ning Nang Nong - Spike Milligan

On the ning nang nong

Where the cows go bong

And the monkeys all say boo

There's a nong nang ning

Where the trees go ping

And the tea pots jibber jabber joo

On the nong ning nang

All the mice go clang

And you just can't catch them when they do

So it's ning nang nong

The cows go bong

Nong nang ning

The trees go ping

Nong ning nang

The mice go clang

What a noisy place to belong

Is the ning nang ning nang nong

On the ning nang nong

Where the cows go bong

And the monkeys all say boo

And a nong nang ning

Where the trees go ping

And the tea pots jibber jabber joo

On the nong ning nang

All the mice go clang

And you just can't catch them when they do

Or they're ning nang nong

And the cows go bong

Nong nang ning

But the trees go ping

Nong ning nang

And the mice go clang

What a noisy place to belong

And the ning nang ning nang nong

On the ning nang nong

Where the cows go bong

And the monkeys all say boo

There's a nong nang ning

Where the trees go ping

And the tea pots jibber jabber joo

On the nong ning nang

All the mice go clang

And you just can't catch them when they do

So it's ning nang nong

The cows go bong

Nong nang ning

And the trees go ping

Nong ning nang

The mice go clang

Noisy place to belong

Is the ning nang ning nang nong