Cupid vs Leprechaun vs Easter Bunny (feat. The Stupendium, Freeced & Littleflecks) (Explicit)

RAP BATTLE

Cupid vs Leprechaum vs Easter bunny

The Stupendium as Cupid

Freeced as Leprechaun

Littleflecks as Easter Bunny

Cupid：

Love is in the air

When I snipe a rabbit，tag and claim him

Captivate the little lad

Who's ransom lays in tax eavasion

Pass the paycheck

You 're no match for the matchmaker

Cause I rhyme gold

Show you tough love

IF YOU'RE AT THE END OF MY BOW！

Your fun is over

You got a porky adour and dress funny

I stay sober，I don't need your leaf clovers to get lucky

Who'd give you a chance？

You're a stupid little man

Last prom I saw you cry enough to go a river dance

What's up with the bunny

I thought you were known for multiplying

You're just a symbol that ended up leaving cults divided

Just play dead

I have to go run some errands

Cause you shouldn't lay eggs

I might've ****ed up your parents

Leprechaun：

You caught me in me pregame

So let me work me magic

I'll down me guinness and when there's a record

I'll scatch it

I always got the gold and keep it cash in hand

Green in me pot

It's calor gas

I'll smoke 'em of they try taxing that

Forget your picket fence

Marriages are im distress

Divorce rates are crazy 50/50

Cupid ****s the bed

While you're flying around

Tryna fix the sobbing and mourning

I'm shouting another round

Until the top of the morning

I spend some time on Olympus

And Venus gave her love to me

So tell your mom she'll have to catch me

If she wants me to pay custody

And Thumper，as for you

I'll poot you like it's a magic show

My next batch of shoes

Will be going up the rabbit hole

If Jesus doesn't deal with you first

Then cross me rifle

All because you're prey to everyone

Don't mean you're in bible

Easter Bunny：

Stick your hands up

Put it back in the basket

Wait ，that's not an easter egg

The infant…caca'd his nappy

Man I don't need your gold but band the 24carrots

Or you're

Facing the wrath of

THE RABBIT THAT'S RAPPING RAPID！

Hey naked baby stop playing with lives there were dolls

Grabing them and smaking them together by their genitals

I spread cheer and love Without“conquering” people

This toddlers too busy going free willy

He forget about free will！

Lep's hair rose when the fair coated

Hare roasted Eros

I can tear open the air holes in both their throats without arrows

I'm no Saint but they give it up for the Easter Bunny

Lent free

For centuries it's been rabbit season ag best you're pity entries

Cupid：

You took Easter's meaning

And poot too many eggs in one basket

I'll have this cad buried and melted down in his casket

Lep，I gotta patch up all the new wounds that you open

Cause my shots make families yours leave them broken

Leprechaun：

Lad

You had to pick between your mom and your side piece

But I know just the thing to fix a poor broken psyche

Come on ，let down your wings have a pint and get in sunk

They say don't rhyme and drink but I rap better when I'm drunk！

Easter Bunny：

Don't touch me laper！

You ugly diseased spotty freak show

I'll sneak behind his rainbow and leave a pot of aveeno

I got Trix uo my sleeeve，know you got no luck and you're charmless

Have you heard the one about the lrishman that walked into my bars yet

Cupid：

IF you think I

dehuh

huawuhiever

dahuhuh

egehguhuve

ajiha

idibidaolaadad

Easter Bunny：

OH～

I got …

SHOT…

Wow…

What is this feeling。

So lovey dovey and funny…

I think somebody switched up my jelly beans for some gummies

I've got a fluttering tummy

I'm seeing double and hazy

I got four feet，but you're four foot

I love a short king baby？

I want to wake up every day to your beautiful goblin mouth（no）

I'll turn my burrow into the caziest hobbit house

I see our seven bunny-dwarven children drinking guinness

Lemme put a candy ring on one of your surviving fingers！！！

【END】

Written by

Freshy Kanal

Snakebite126

Adamdrb

Littleflecks

Freeced

Leo Barqui

Lyndanva

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