Transistor Radio

Transistor Radio - Benny Hill/Sophia Loren

My baby's got a transistor radio

She takes it everywhere we go

She takes it when we go out a-walking

Even to a movie show

Well now

Just last night

In the pale moonlight

I asked her for a kiss

But instead of hearing her whisper sweet words of love

All that I could hear was this

Last night I held a little hand

It made my poor heart sing

It was the sweetest hand I'd held

Four aces and a king

Ga-ba-ga-ba-hey-ho

I went round to the house where my baby lives

To ask her for a date

There I was

Walking up the garden path

Round about half past eight

When I heard a sound

Made my poor heart pound

It stopped me in my stride

I seemed to hear the voice of another guy

Coming from inside

I wonder if you're lonesome tonight

But don't wanna call

Maybe that's

'Cause you're eleven feet tall

And all the world's a stage they said

I have often heard that said

But I don't have a wooden heart

I have a wooden head

I'd like to take her transistor radio

And throw it in the deep blue sea

I'm so jealous of her transistor radio

'Cause it takes her mind off me

I said oh baby please be mine

I want you for my own

Tell me is your love for somebody else

Or is it for me alone

It's also for Ngia Gooki of British Honduras

Umbongo Appledory of New Guinea

And Fred Glockenlocker of British Hartle pool

I swore to her that I would be always true

And love her all the while

And on that oh so happy day in may

I took her down the aisle

Now do you take this man to be your loving husband

The preacher softly said

But he never heard you say I do

'Cause this is what he heard instead

Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah

Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah

You told me you were just eighteen on the telephone

I thought that you meant eighteen years

But you meant eighteen stone

Big fat mama

We went to spend our honey

Moon down on the Island of Capri

I found ourselves a very small hotel

As quiet as could be

But when I got up to our room

Upon our wedding night

This is the sound that reached my ears

As I switched out the light

Darling

Ere where's the radio

Music he wants