I Was Jesus

I Was Jesus - Hello Saferide

It was the second day of spring

And sunbeams made love to windows

In all the houses

And I was Jesus

And I decided to come down to earth

In the shape of a woman this time

And I was Jesus

And I went into the sea

And I took two fishes

And I turned them into millions

And I took five loaves of bread

And fed a country with them

And I said: "Do you believe me now"

"Sorry" they said

"We focused on your wet white cloth as you

Bent over to pick up the fishes"

And I was bitter for a while

But then I decided to go at it again

And I was gandhi

And I came back to earth

In the shape of a woman this time

And the river ganges

It cleared my vision and I

Well I guess I was a woman again

And I started my quiet friendly revolution

And they said: "oh a quiet friendly woman

Super rare"

And I tried to convince them it's not a

Personality it's a choice and a belief

And: "would you give me credit for it and

Can you please follow me"

And they said: "Speak louder

We can't hear you when we're screaming

You look nice now that you don't eat"

And I was martin luther king

And I came back to earth

In the shape of a woman this time

And I was both black and a woman

I had two fights to fight so I was burned out

And well that was it

And I was Jesus

And I went up to heaven easter sunday

And I said "I'm never going back to earth"

But mother said: " Jesus

Up till now you've been paying for adam's sins

Soon is when the fun begins"

Then she game me a date for

When this would occur