The Sexual Life Of A Camel

The Sexual Life of a Camel - Our Team

The sexual life of a camel,

Is stranger than anyone thinks;

At the height of the mating season,

He tries to bugger the sphinx.

But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter

Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile.

Which accounts for the hump on the camel,

And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.

In the process of syphillisation,

From the anthropoid ape down to man;

It is generally held that the navy,

Has buggered whatever it can.

Yet recent extensive researches

By Darwin and Huxly and Hall,

Conclusively prove that the hedgehog

Has never been buggered at all.

We therefore believe our conclusion,

Is incontrovertibly shown

That comparative safety on shipboard

Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone.

Why haven't they done it at Spithead?

As they've done it at Harvard and Yale.

And also at oxford and Cambridge

By shaving the spikes off it's tail