I Know It's Today

I Know It's Today - Sutton Foster

Composed by：Jeanine Tesori

Settle in girls it's story time

There's a princess

In a tower

Oh my gosh that's just like me

Poor Rapunzel

Needs a haircut

But the witch won't set her free

She passes time by singing

Like someone else I know

As years go by she sits and waits

As years go by uh oh

A torturous existence

I don't remember this part

She wishes she were dead

Skip ahead skip ahead

But in the end Rapunzel

Finds a millionaire

The prince is good at climbing

And braiding golden hair

So I know he'll appear

'Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures

It won't be long now I guarantee

Day number 23

I know it's today

I know it's today

Oh here's a good one

It's a classic

There's a princess

In a coma

Glad it's her instead of me

Pretty maiden

In a glass box

How I wonder does she pee

Blah blah blah poison apple

Boring boring evil queen

Filler filler been there read that

Seven shorties on the scene

Skip ahead skip ahead

But in the end the princess

Wakes up with a start

The prince is good at kissing

And melting Snow White's heart

So I know he'll appear

And his armor will be blinding

As shining as his perfect teeth and manly hose

He'll propose

On one knee

And our prenupt will be binding

About time we set the wedding date

Day number 958

I know it's today

He'll show up today

There's a princess

Any princess

Take your pick they're all like me

Not exactly I'm still waiting

They're living happily

Ever after better get here

I want love in seconds flat

No one needs these middle bits

Oops did I do that

Cut the villains cut the vamping

Cut this fairytale

Cut the peril and the pitfalls

Cut the puppet and the whale

Cut the monsters cut the curses

Keep the intro cut the verses

And the waiting the waiting

The waiting the waiting

The waiting

But I know he'll appear

Though I seem a bit bipolar

And I'm a vandal now as well

Though he won't mind

I'm a find I'm a catch

And a very gifted bowler

It won't be long now I guarantee

Day number

Are you there God

It's me Fiona

It's me Fiona

Now I know he'll appear

'Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight my knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures

It won't be long now I guarantee

Day number 23

Day number 958

Day number

Eight thousand four hundred and twenty three

I know it's today oooo

I know it's today oooo

I know it's today oooo

I know it's today oooo

I know it's today oooo

I know it's today

I know it's today

I know it's today