You're a D'Ysquith

You're a D'Ysquith - Jane Carr/Bryce Pinkham

Written by：Steven Lutvak/Robert L. Freedman

Miss Shingle：

Have you heard of the d'ysquith family

Monty：

The d'ysquiths why yes of course hasn't everyone

Miss Shingle：

Then you've heard of highhurst castle

Monty：

Of course

Miss Shingle：

You're aware then of their position their vast wealth and influence

Monty：

Yes yes what's it got to do with me

Miss Shingle：

You're a d'ysquith

Monty：

What

Miss Shingle：

You're a d'ysquith

Monty：

No

Miss Shingle：

Ha ha oh

The d'ysquith blood is flowing through you

Monty：

Me a d'ysquith

Miss Shingle：

A genuine bona fide d'ysquith

Monty:

Rubbish

Miss Shingle:

Of course of course

Ya don't believe me do you

Monty：

You must be mad

Miss Shingle：

Very well then if your mother was not a d'ysquith what was her maiden name

Monty：

She always insisted that the only name that mattered whispered was my fathers

Miss Shingle：

Your mother

Lived like a princess in every way

A daughter of lord maximillian

Till she met your father one fateful day

She knew it was love and yet

The family declared she'd been led astray

By a climbing conniving castilian

Oh let him go

Or else you'll know

A life you will live to regret

This was no idle threat

You're a d'ysquith

You're a perfectly breedable d'ysquith

And a d'ysquith does her duty

Don't forget

There was nothing your mother could say

She eloped with your father the very next day

Monty：

So she was disinherited

Miss Shingle：

In a word yes despicable the lot of them

Monty：

How awful

Miss Shingle：

Your mother

Made me promise I'd never tell

But now she is no longer living

She wanted to spare you her private hell

But I think you deserve to know

Take this knowledge and use it well

The family may yet be forgiven

This will guarantee

You've a right to be

On the family tree

And it seems to be

Indisputably

Head to toe

You're a d'ysquith

A d apostrophe y squith

A there can be

No other way to view it

Montague you're a d'ysquith

Monty：

I'm all of a sudden a d'ysquith

Miss Shingle：

Yes

And it's time

That everybody knew it

A you are the son of the daughter

Of the grandson

Of the nephew

Of the second earl of highhurst your turn

Monty：

I am the son of the daughter

Of the

Both：

The grandson

Of monty oh sorry the nephew

Of the second earl of highhurst

Monty：

The thought occurred why should I believe a woman who might very well be insane

And yet there seems to be an air of authenticity to this document

I'm a d'ysquith

Miss Shingle：

You're a d'ysquith

Monty ：

It would seem I'm a d'ysquith

Miss Shingle：

You're a d'ysquith

Montague

I picture you

At highhurst

Monty ：

Yesterday I was monty navarro

Miss Shingle：

You could be an earl tomorrow

Monty：

And highhurst could be my hurst

I'm a d'ysquith

Miss Shingle：

You're a d'ysquith

Both：

A d'ysquith

A d'ysquith

A d'y squith