The Lady Is A Tramp

The Lady Is a Tramp (Original Cast Recordings Remastered) - Mary Martin

I've wined and dined on mulligan stew

And never wished for Turkey

As I hitched and hiked and grifted too

From Maine to Albuquerque

Alas I missed the Beaux Arts Ball

And what is twice as sad

I was never at a party

Where they honored Noel Caaahd

But social circles spin too fast for me

My Hobo hemia is the place to be

I get too hungry for dinner at eight

I like the theater but never come late

I never bother with people I hate

That's why the lady is a tramp

I don't like crap games with barons and earls

Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls

Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls

That's why the lady is a tramp

I like the free fresh wind in my hair

Life without care

I'm broke it's oke

Hate California it's cold and it's damp

That's why the lady is a tramp

I go to Coney the beach is divine

I go to ball games the bleachers are fine

I follow Winchell and read every line

That's why the lady is a tramp

I like a prizefight that isn't a fake

I love the rowing on Central Park Lake

I go to opera and stay wide awake

That's why the lady is a tramp

I like the green grass under my shoes

What can I lose

I'm flat that's that

I'm all alone when I lower my lamp

That's why the lady is a tramp

Don't know the reason for cocktails at five

I don't like flying I'm glad I'm alive

I crave affection but not when I drive

That's why the lady is a tramp

Folks went to London and left me behind

I missed the crowning Queen Mary didn't mind

Won't play Scarlett in Gone with the Wynde

That's why the lady is a tramp

I like to hang my hat where I please

Sail with the breeze

No dough hi ho

I still like Roosevelt then think he's a champ

That's why the lady

That's why the lady

That's why the lady is a tramp