Sweet Transvestite

Sweet Transvestite - Laverne Cox/Ryan McCartan

How do

Do I

I see you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a

Little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by it's cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From trans

Sexual

Transylvania

Let me

Show you around maybe

Play you a sound

You look like you're both

Pretty groovy

Or if you

Want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone

We're both

In a bit of a

Hurry

So we'll just

Say where we are and

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well you got caught with a flat

Well how 'bout that

Now babies

Don't you

Panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From trans sexual

Transylvania

Don't you

Stay for the night

Or maybe

A bite

I could show you my favorite

Obsession

I've been

Making a man

With blond hair and a tan

He's good for relieving my ten ten tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From tranns sexual

Transylvania

Hey I'm just a sweet

Transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From trann sexual

Transylvania

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver

With antici

Pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom