Neighbor (Full-Length Version)

Sittin in your front yard drinkin lemonade

Suburban life a pretty wife you think youve got it made

But you don't know whats in store for you and your family

I'm movin in right next door won't you welcome me

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I hope I didnt ruin your day

Won't you be my neighbor

I brought my life my ugly wife my dirty dog with fleas

My kids a punk and I'm a drunk this I'm sure youll see

Yeah you don't know what its like to live in misery

Welcome to home sweet hell dissatisfaction guaranteed

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And if I could I surely would

Invite you in and say

Won't you be my neighbor

Won't you be my neighbor

Won't you be my neighbor

Won't you be my neighbor

Cmon I don't think youll find

A place to live in peace of mind

You're gonna live in misery

When you're livin next to me

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood aaaah

Won't you be my won't you be my funky（f**kin） neighbor

Well I drink and I stink I smoke yeah I'm a joke

I try all night and day to get a piece of the action a-haa

And you should know by now you're never gonna forget a-aaa

Now I know just what you're thinkin

It could be out n you're drinkin

So don't you knock it until you try it

It could be you in a little while

I hope I didnt ruin your day

Cool ending bit

Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I dig your wife she sure is good

Its a beautiful day in the neighboorhood ha ha ha