You're An Old Smoothie

You're an Old Smoothie - Ray Conniff

You're an old smoothie

I'm an old softie

I'm just like putty

In the hands of a girl like you

You're an old meanie

I'm a big boobie

I just go nutty

In the hands of a boy like you

Poor me you played me for a sap

Poor you you thought you'd laid a trap

Well dear I think it's time you knew

You've done just what I wanted you do

Silly old smoothie

Crafty old softie

I'll stick like putty

To the hand of a girl like you

You're an old smoothie

I'm an old softie

I'm just like putty

In the hands of a girl like you

You're an old meanie

I'm a big boobie

I just go nutty

In the hands of a boy like you

Poor me you played me for a sap

Poor you you thought you'd laid a trap

Well dear I think it's time you knew

You've done just what I wanted you do

Silly old smoothie

Crafty old softie

I'll stick like putty

To the hand of a girl like you

You're an old smoothie

I'm an old softie

I'm just like putty

In the hands of a boy like you smoothie