Celebrity

Celebrity - The Country Dance Kings

Someday I'm gonna be famous,

Do I have talent well no

These days you don't really need it

Thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel,

Can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari

On my way to rehab

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

I can throw a major fit

When my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that go with

Being a celebrity

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters

Things don't go my way

And I'll get community service

No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,

They'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name

Down the more my price goes up

Cause when you're a celebrity

It adios reality

You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

It's says just so tough

Being a celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons

And head out west

To the land of the fun and the sun

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

Hey hey Hollywood here we come

When you're a celebrity

It adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

Being a celebrity

Yes a celebrity

Where's my coffee