The Way I Am (In the Style of Eminem) (Karaoke Version)

Dre just let it run

Aye yo turn the beat up a lil' bit

Aye yo this song if for anyone

F**k it shut up and listen aye yo

I sit back with the pack of zig zags and this bag

Of this w**d it gives me the sh*t needed to be

The most meanest mc on this earth

And since birth i've been cursed with this curse to just curse

And just blirk it's bazerk and bizare sh*t that works

And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension

Dispensing me sentence is getting the stress that's been eating me

Recently off of this chest and i rest again peacefully

But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone

When you freaks see me out in the streets

When i'm eating or feeding my daughter to not come and speak to me

I don't know you and no i don't owe you a mutha' f**king thing

I'm not mr n sync i'm not what your friends think

I'm not mr friendly i can be a prick if you tempt me

My tank is on empty no patients is in me and if you offend me

I'm lifting you ten feet in the air

I don't care who was there and who saw me destroy you

I'll call you a lawyer file you a law suite

I'll smile in the court room and buy you a wardsrobe

I'm tired of arguing

I don't mean to be mean but that's all i can be it's just me

And i am whatever you say i am

If i wasn't then why would i say i am

In the paper the news everyday i am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause i am whatever you say i am

If i wasn't then why would i say i am

In the paper the news everyday i am

I don't know that's just the way i am

Sometimes i just feel like my father i hate to be bothered

With all of this nonsense it's constant

And oh it's his lyrical content the song guilty conscience

Has gotten such rotten responses

And all of this controversy circles me and it

Seems the the media immediately

Points a finger at me so i point one back at'em

But not the index or pinky

Or the ring or the thumb it's the one you put up

When you don't give a f**k when you won't just put up

Wit the bullsh*t they pull 'cause they full of sh*t too

When a dudes gettin bullied and shoos up the school

And they blame it on marylin and the heroine

Where were the parents at and look where its at

Middle america now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see an upper class city

Having this happening then attack eminem

Cause i rap this way but i'm glad cause they feed me the fuel

That i need for the fire to burn

And it's burnin and i have returned

And i am whatever you say i am

If i wasn't then why would i say i am

In the paper the news everyday i am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause i am whatever you say i am

If i wasn't then why would i say i am

In the paper the news everyday i am

I don't know that's just the way i am

I'm so sick and tired of being admired

That i wished that i would just die or get fired

And drop from my label and stop wit the fables

I'm not gonna be able to top a my name is

And pigeon hold in to some poppy sensation

That caught me rotating in rock n roll stations

And i just do not got the patience to deal

With these cocky cau casions

Who think i'm some wigger who tries to be black

Cause i talk wit an accent and grab on my ball

So they always keep asking the same f**king questions

'What school did i go to what hood i grew up ing

The why the who what and the where and the how

Till i'm grabbing my hair and i'm tearing it out

Cause they driving me crazy

I can't take it i'm racing i'm pacing i stand then i sit

And i'm thankful for every fan that i get

But i can't take a sh*t in the bathroom

Without someone standing by it

You know i won't sign your autograph

You can call me and a**hole i'm glad

Cause i am whatever you say i am

If i wasn't then why would i say i am

In the paper the news everyday i am

Radio won't even play my jam

Cause i am whatever you say i am

If i wasn't then why would i say i am

In the paper the news everyday i am

I don't know that's just the way i am