Dracula From Houston

Dracula From Houston - Butthole Surfers

Got no future and a great big past

Little bitty guy on the rim of my glass

Gotta meet the plane so I can get my monkey

Teach him to be cool but a little bit funky

Got no credit and I got no fear

Got about a buck so I can buy a beer

Gotta see a doctor about the words that I said

Gotta get a bike and I gotta paint it red

Oh no we gotta go

We're not goin' to live forever

Why why we gotta die

You know that we'll be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a saviour

You don't have to be there

'Cause I'm never never never coming home

Three feet deep in a slow motion wreck

I was walkin' the walk an' I was talkin' to

The best

I was wrinkled an' shriveled an' steppin' out of line

Playin' the end against the middle an' losin' every time

I was veinious an' heinious an' cripple an' sad

Thought I was invincible the baddest of the bad

Then I woke up one mornin' and stepped out of

Bed

Had to get a bike had to paint it red

Oh no we gotta go

We're not goin' to live forever

Why why we gotta die

You know that we'll be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a saviour

An' I know that you'll miss me

'coz I'm never never never

Coming home

Crazy I'm crazed I want to tell you about it

Crazy I'm crazed I want to tell you about it

Crazy I'm crazed I want to tell you about it

Crazy I'm crazed I want to tell you about it

Crazy I'm crazed I want to tell you about it

Oh no we gotta go

We're not goin' to live forever

Why why we gotta die

You know that we'll be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a saviour

You don't have to be there

'cause I'm never never never coming home

Staring at disbelief out at the gloom

I was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon

I got real good in about six years

Started playing around for a couple of beers

Then one day I was playing at the gig

An' in walked the monkey with a couple of funky

Friends

He came right over an' said this is what you

Do

You're gonna get a bike you're gonna paint it blue

Ah

Oh no we gotta go

We're not goin' to live forever

Why why we gotta die

You know that we'll be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a saviour

I know that so needs me

And I never never never

Coming home