I Wanna Be A Producer (Album Version)

I Wanna Be A Producer - Mel Brooks

Unhappy unhappy very unhappy

Unhappy unhappy

Very very very very

Very very very unhappy

Unhappy unhappy

Very very very very

Very very very unhappy

I spend my life accounting

With figures and such unhappy

To what is my life amounting

It figures not much unhappy

I have a secret desire

Hiding deep in my soul

It sets my heart afire

To see me in this role

I wanna be a producer

With a hit show on Broadway

I wanna be a producer

Lunch at Sardi's every day

I wanna be a producer

Sport a top hat and a cane

I wanna be a producer

And drive those chorus girls insane

I wanna be a producer

And sleep until half-past two

I wanna be a producer

And say "You you you not you"

I wanna be a producer

Wear a tux on opening nights

I wanna be a producer

And see my name Leo Bloom in lights

He wants to be a producer

Of a great big Broadway smash

He wants to be a producer

Every pocket stuffed with cash

He wants to be a producer

Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry ouch

Eek ooh oh ahh yes

He wants to be a producer

With a great big casting couch

Oh

I wanna be he wants to be

I wanna be he wants to be

I wanna be the greatest grandest

And most fabulous producer in the world

He wanna dine with the duchess and the duke

I just got to be a producer

Drink champagne until I puke

Drink champagne till he pukes

I wanna be a producer

Show the world just what I've got

I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall 'em

Read my name in Winchell's column

I wanna be a producer

'Cause it's everything I'm not

Unhappy unhappy

I wanna be a producer

Very very unhappy unhappy

Mr Bialystock was right

There is a lot more to me

Than there is to me

Stop the world I wanna get on

I'm gonna be a producer

He's gonna be a producer

Look out Broadway 'cause here I come