My Feet Jumped Salty

My Feet Jumped Salty - Washboard Sam

The hookin' cow

Spoke about the little young heifer

The buckin' bull says

I just now left her

Then the cow jumps salty

Now 'cause it was against her rules

Now if you think that she liked it

Hoo well you just a black eyed fool

The little guinea rooster

Told the little guinea hen

If I ever catch you squattin'

Around my nest again

I will have to jump salty

Lord 'cause it went against my rules

Now if you think that he liked it

Hoo well you just a black eyed fool

Beat it out boys'

He another black eyed fool

My my my

Now two old womens

Are runnin' hand in hand

The one found out

The other one had her man

Then that woman jumped salty

Lord 'cause it was against her rules

Now if you think that she liked it

Hoo well you just a black eyed fool

I was chattin' with a girl

In the wrong place

A man cocked a pistol

Right in my face

Then my feets jumped salty

Now 'cause it was against his rules

Now if you think that I liked it

Hoo well you just a black eyed fool