To Heck with Ole Santa Claus

To Heck with Ole Santa Claus - Loretta Lynn

Written by：Loretta Lynn

Last year I hung my stocking by the chimney

And old Santa didn't bring me anything

Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me

But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring

So to heck with old Santa Claus

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

I like to hit him in his ho ho ho

With a bunch of big snowballs

To heck with old Santa Claus

This year I'll build a big fire in the fireplace

I'll be like a little pig you read about

When that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney

He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt

So to heck with old Santa Claus

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

Will I like to hit him in his ho ho ho

With a bunch of big snowballs

To heck with old Santa Claus

I like to hit him in his ho ho ho

With a bunch of big snowballs

To heck with old Santa Claus

Yeah to heck with old Santa Claus