I Could Never Be President

If I became President I know I won't last a day

I would lower all the taxes just to suit your taste

I'd bring home all the fellers from over in Viet Nam

Station them around your door so the world can't do you no harm

I'd name every street in the city Honey after you

Yeah yeah yeah

In the fight against poverty there's no limit to what I'd do

I could never be President

Just as long as I'm lovin' you

I could never be President

Just as long as I'm lovin' you you

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Honey I would make you the first lady of the land

Don't you know I'd place presidental powers in your hand

Congress would veto the first bill I would pass

And stake out the Navy on every downtown street

So your little feet won't get so tired when you go on a shopping spree

I could never be President

Just as long as I'm lovin' you

I could never be President

Just as long as I'm lovin' you you

Ouww Ouwwwwww

I could never be President

I could never be President

Honey to make sure you never never have a care

I'd open up the door to Fort Knox tell you to help yourself

And give you a nation if that didn't seem to do

I'd send up a Gemini player to stake a claim on the moon for you

I could never be President

Just as long as I'm lovin' you

I could never be President

Just as long as I'm lovin''you

I'd give you a nation

If that didn't seem to do

I could never be your President

Just as long as I'm lovin' you

Wooooe baby

Just as long as I'm lovin' you

Ouwwwwww