Merry Mutha****** Xmas (2002 Remaster)

Merry Mutha****** Xmas (2002 Remaster) - Eazy-E/Dolemite/Atban Klann/Buckwheat/Menajahtwa

Composed by：Eric Wright/Henrik Rasmussen/Rasmus Berg/Nick Kvaran/Jesper Dahl/Lasse Baungaard/Will Adams/Makeb

Come on over honey

And give your uncle dolemite a kiss

Well what you want baby

Would you tell me a story

You want me to tell you a story

Hell yeah

Me too

Yes honey I'mma tell you a story

About the badass eazy-e

He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three

Listen and listen well

He's a bad motherfu

Gimmie that God d**n book

Here let me read you this one

Christmas in compton

It was a silent night yes a holy night

Until Mr Claus turned into santa motherf**kin' wright

Deck the halls with balls of holly

Fa la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to be jolly

Merry Chrismas motherf**ker

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho

While I'm riding that cot under the missle toe

Now dashing through the snow

In a candy red top 6-4 hittin' them switches

Over the hills I go

Laughing at this w***e

Nuts on rich and ring

Making me feel right

Oh what fun it is to know

That I'm gonna get this p***y tonight

So ring them bells ring them bells

She's taking it all the way

Oh what fun it is to watch her

Suck my dick this way hey

Ring them bells ring them bells

She's taking it all the way

Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dick

Oh yay

Tis the season to get bitten

Compton crime lick

And I'm smoking on this s**t

Ho ho ho come sit on my face

I mean lap and tell me what you want for christmas

Ho ho

I want a sleigh ride

A christmas eve stick of rum

She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum

A vcr on the set with nothing but porno flicks

Get some rudolph the red nose rein

Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper poppa

I dig a ho

Crack a dough

By the nuts oh

I want to be having a good time f**kin' in tha snow

I made him drop to his knees

Yeah you know what's up

I said here's some candy canes eat'em up

I send him down they jumping down swinging by my toes

Send me some cheese I want the candy cream and the loot

I want santa to send me a little jack horny guy

I want him to shake me a clunchy for a chick prod

So all on the hunt bon appetit

And a condom in a tree

All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth my two front teeth

All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth

Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat

Buck wheat is a waskal

That's no Chrismas

And all the toys boys and girls

F**k ya wishes

I not happy overjoyed in this motherf**ker

No indo under my tree so santa be a sucka

No s**t on the roof cough up rudolph's nuts

When I was young I was the only kid

Who had enough guts to be

Good ole hearing on the east

I'd stay awake just to let america know

That santa was a fake

I used to believe in saint dick when elvis was alive

But all the f**king bulls**t got played when I was five

Years old just stay young bold writing

Singing silent night caroling reciting

Now all I want for christmas is my indo wreath

I got my two front teeth

Uncle eazy be the jeezy and

Just spread me a leaf

Little kids don't cry

When you find out the santa claus is just a f**king lie

On the third day of christmas my homeboys gave to me

Three pounds of indo

Two birds of c*****e

And a a motherf**kin' k b***h

Eazy-e oh eazy-e

Show us how you treat those b***hes

I saw mommy f**king eazy claus

Close the door little b***h

I'm getting these draws

I'm a tell my daddy if ya a*s don't stop

I don't give a f**k

I'm getting christmas cot

Ho ho ho and away I go

Oh saint nick's got a dick like a pole

Well where's our s**t

This motherfucker's cheap

Shut the f**k up b***hes

And go back to sleep

Yo black what you want for christmas

Yo black I want a job

For my christmas all the f**ked up people

Want some corn-on-the-cob

A jew will eat some matzoh ball

Soup but a nigger'll eat some

Chitlins watermelon corn bread

And some fruit loops

Now who's caroling in my window

Smokin' up indo

Mechalecha hi make a high note

Get out my f**king yard with your camel

You wanna get busy and santa like a

In rading ba baa ba ba ab

I am a rhymer

The Atban Klann will make s**t slam it's Christmas time

The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam

Yo black what you want for christmas

Yo black I want some cash

So I can buy some indo chronic and some hash

Yo here comes the atban klan rough and rugged

A rump pa bum bum

A rump pa bum bum

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

And have a f**ked up new year

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

And have a f**ked up new year

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

And have a f**ked up new year

You b***h

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

And have a f**ked up new year

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

Merry motherf**kin' Chrismas

And have a f**ked up new year

And they all went to prison

And lived f**ked up lives ever after

The end