The Lovin' Machine

The Lovin' Machine - Johnny Paycheck

The minute that I saw her

I knew I just had to have her

So I asked her

I could take her for a spin'

When I heard her engine purrin'

And I saw her tail-light blinkin'

I knew I'd never be the same again

So I drove her 'round the corner

Up the street and down the highway

Showin' off to everybody that I seen

She's a streamlined sleek lookin'

Smooth runnin' fast movin'

Breathtakin' lovin' machine

She's equipped with dual headlights

Padded dash and positive traction

Instant heatin'

And a six way swivel seat

Yeah no wonder that all the connoisseurs

Of fine machinery

Whistle at me

When I drive her down the street

She's got two of the biggest

And the prettiest and the roundest

Softest bluest eyes you've ever seen

She's a streamlined sleek lookin'

Smooth runnin' fast movin'

Breathtakin' lovin' machine

If I leave her for a minute

All the hot rods gather round' her

They just can't believe

That such a thing is real

Oh they've never seen a chassis

Quite as slick or half as classy

They'd give anything

To get behind the wheel

So I keep my little lover

Locked up tight and under cover

Give no one a chance

To yell mechanics lien

She's a streamlined sleek lookin'

Smooth runnin' fast movin'

Breathtakin' lovin' machine

She ain't too fast in a takeoff

But she's a winner in the long run

And she's swell on heels

When she accelerates

If she shimmies just a little

At high speed well who's complainin'

Fact of the matter is

I think it's kinda' great

With the proper restoration

Safety check and a set of glasses

Soon I'll take her

Anywhere I choose to be

She's a streamlined sleek lookin'

Smooth runnin' fast movin'

Breathtakin' lovin' machine